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Did that Joe Cole tackle deserve a straight red?

Monday’s round-the-water-cooler discussion

What do you reckon? (The answer’s no, btw.)

Clancy nips out in her smalls, Andy Carroll’s boob tube…

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Really?

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The Spoiler’s “Predicted Team of the Season”

How will this look come next year?

Most would agree that only a genius or an idiot would attempt to predict the “Team of the Season” before the first match has even kicked off, so you can draw your own conclusions about that.

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Kenny Huang facts, and a Joe Cole/Stevie G conundrum

Liverpool fans, is this the new King Kenny?

If you happen to be in the vicinity of Cheshire or Preston today, chances are that there’s a strange noise in the air – a bit like a a swarm of bumblebees all clearing their throats in unison.

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Cancel the tatts, Joe Cole is getting Number 10!

Still a very big shirt to fill

After all of the Dalglish/Keegan big talk from yesterday, concerning Joe Cole becoming the latest in a long line of great Anfield Number 7s, it turns out that Liverpool have clearly decided to punch The Spoiler directly in the [...]

Hey, Joe Cole, here’s 5 useful facts about Liverpool!

Liverpool – not normally this crowded

Well, it’s good news all round for Liverpool, with news that not only did Steven G persuade Joey Coley to join, but he might now stick around himself.

What Gerrard actually said to Cole will forever be their little secret, but after the jump, you’ll [...]

Who was Liverpool’s greatest ever Number 7?

Mr Keegan, perhaps?

Without any intention, it’s turned out to be a rather Liverpool-centric day, so why not end as it began, with a story about Liverpool Number 7′s?

Joe Cole is the new one, but which is the greatest ever? For personal reasons that involve a pair of [...]