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Kenny Dalglish signs a permanent contract – happy, Liverpool fans?

The first time he signed for Liverpool…

If the news that Gordon Strachan was accused of being a bi-sexual coke fiend came as a bit of a shock to you, then prepare to be brought hurtling back down to earth with the least surprising bit of news you’ll hear [...]

Infamous Taiwanese news animators do the Liverpool takeover saga

A shiny gold coin for anyone who can tell us WTF ‘Marc Ressang’ is

Marseille could sue de Jong, Bryan Gunn sells mobiles and Chilean miners get to see ManU

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This Steven Davis ‘corner’ has been done to death over the weekend, but it’s too LOLzy for us to skip

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Liverpool agree sale to Boston Red Sox owner John W. Henry

The Reds poised to trade one set of Yanks for another

Liverpool have issued a statement this morning announcing they have accepted a bid for the club from New England Sports Ventures, the American owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team, fronted by 61-year-old multimillionaire John [...]