He’s in it…
The Spoiler is feeling all emotional this Monday, but as we’re unable to find our copy of The Notebook, we’ve decided to reminisce about players and managers, past and present, who’ve shed salty tears of despair over The Beautiful Game.
Here are five of our favourite [...]
Read moreNo, Amir! Don’t do it! Remember Gareth Gates!
You’ve been happy before, right? Well remember back to the happiest you’ve ever been. Multiply it by about a million trillion and try to imagine what that feels like.
That feeling is probably close to how News of the World reporter [...]
Read moreJohn Terry gets his leg over
Remember Chelsea? Play in blue? Won a couple of things last year? Spent a bit of money recently? Yea, that’s them…
Anyway, while they may have gone out of the FA Cup, look in very real danger of missing out on the top [...]
Read moreOuchy…
You can only imagine the clock-watching, room-pacing hell that Coleen Rooney has been going through for the past few months when Wayne is ten minutes late coming back from Littlewoods. Or the nail-biting, finger-tapping torment that Toni Terry endures whenever John pops out [...]
Read moreWould… would… Frankie… would… would
Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.
Read moreOur pals over at Caught Offside have been urging their readers to vote for the most vile man in football, and Chelsea’s poster boy, JT, has totally run away with it, scoring a few hundred more votes than Sepp Blatter who trundled in second.
Is this accurate? Hasn’t everyone – at some point – had [...]
Read moreHappy New Year!
Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!
To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
Wow.
Villa sign Pires [Sun]
Micah Richards appears to be buying his clothes in installments [Kickette]
JT’s twitchy leg gyp could keep him out for months [...]
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