Terror of tears

Some videos of football people weeping and wailing

He’s in it…


The Spoiler is feeling all emotional this Monday, but as we’re unable to find our copy of The Notebook, we’ve decided to reminisce about players and managers, past and present, who’ve shed salty tears of despair over The Beautiful Game.

Here are five of our favourite [...]

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Absolutely mental weekend 1: Ashley Cole SHOOTS someone

No, Amir! Don’t do it! Remember Gareth Gates!


You’ve been happy before, right? Well remember back to the happiest you’ve ever been. Multiply it by about a million trillion and try to imagine what that feels like.

That feeling is probably close to how News of the World reporter [...]

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Fingers on lips

People involved with Chelsea say some things and stuff

John Terry gets his leg over

terryleg.jpg Remember Chelsea? Play in blue? Won a couple of things last year? Spent a bit of money recently? Yea, that’s them…

Anyway, while they may have gone out of the FA Cup, look in very real danger of missing out on the top [...]

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A beautiful lady!

Don’t tell JT, but Wayne Bridge has a hot new girlfriend

Would… would… Frankie… would… would

The Saturdays

Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.

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Terry wins competition… to find football’s most hated man

Our pals over at Caught Offside have been urging their readers to vote for the most vile man in football, and Chelsea’s poster boy, JT, has totally run away with it, scoring a few hundred more votes than Sepp Blatter who trundled in second.

Is this accurate? Hasn’t everyone – at some point – had [...]

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A big old list

A load of things and people that defined 2010

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!

To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]

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