John Terry’s dad beaten up by Tottenham fans

Spurs mob give Ted Terry a shoeing at train station


John Terry‘s drug dealing pa Ted Terry was attacked by a gang of Tottenham Hotspur fans on Saturday, after being spotted at a train station as the group returned from a 4-2 defeat at Bolton.

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An excellent list

5 good reasons why John Terry should die happy

Turn that frown upside down


Regardless of his breezy persona, it seems that beneath the outward sunshine, JT is actually pensive and borderline-miserable. Why? Here’s why (as said on Chelsea TV):

“Until we win that trophy (The Champions League) I’m not going to die a happy man, that’s a fact.”

With [...]

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John Terry could be playing alongside his harshest critic

Unwanted Martin Demichelis heading to Stamford Bridge?


The Three Lions‘ craptastic showing at World Cup 2010 rightly drew a lot of criticism – even from their peers – with tournament players jostling for position to stick a boot into their English opponents. Front of the queue? Martin Demichelis.

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Excellent List

A lovely gallery of pretty women scorned by footballers

A thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:

Abbey Clancy 

What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.

Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]

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Mr Gobby

10 Textbook Craig Bellamy Moments

Bellamy – Shy? No. Retiring? Perhaps.

Craig Bellamy 

It would probably be rather unfair to Marmite to draw a comparison with Craig Bellamy – he’s more like football’s Sting, absolutely adored by a few, considered to be at the very height of revolting by many.

And yet, in light of [...]

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GMTV Grilling

Hey Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel wants you back!

Vanessa and Wayne – before she didn’t do it with JT

Vanessa Perroncel and Wayne Bridge 

In light of all of the teenage prostitutes doing the rounds, just rogering your best mate’s girlfriend actually seems quite twee and civilised. And yet, only a few short months [...]

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