Tittle Tattle

The truth about John Terry and Steven Gerrard REVEALED

England love triangle?

Rooney Terry Gerrard

As pointed out many times, The Spoiler is very well connected, with a mob of secret squirrels all over the country, listening through boardroom walls with mini-pint jugs pressed to their ears, smoking endless cigarellos.

Today, The Spoiler’s top squirrel has filed [...]

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Saucy Pictures

Vanessa Perroncel explains herself whilst in her knickers

Vanessa – getting a few things off her chest


As pretty much everyone who has been caught up in a public sex or race scandal knows, the best way to deal with it is to bide your time, slowly remove your clothes, and then distract everyone with your breasts, as [...]

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Transfer Rumour

Chelsea rumoured to be ridding themselves of JT

Honeymoon’s over, so they say

John Terry and Roman Abramovich 

Once again, The Spoiler has received some very interesting information from the various squirrels that roam the country, listening in on football boardroom meetings, spending their evenings alone in bars drinking to forget, before getting free [...]

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Quick, England need a World Cup scapegoat! But who?

This man perhaps?


And lo, England had a shocker against the Germans, and that’s it for another World Cup. Will the likes of JT, Lampo, Steven G, Jamesie and the Cole Sisters ever get to play on such a big stage again? Sod that, who should we [...]

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Dedication’s what you need

Jay-T makes amends for a bad week

Yes, alright, it was only a narrow victory against the 25th best team in the world. But John Terry used yesterday’s clash with Slovenia as a opportunity to demonstrate [...]

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Pick Your Team

Who should start for England against the USA?

Wazza – go it alone?

Wayne Rooney

Not long to go now, and still the debates are raging about who should line up for England in their first World Cup outing. As things stand, no one knows who will be in goal, it’s between Carragher and King [...]

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World Cup Fever

Right, here it is – The Spoiler’s England World Cup 23!

Mr Cool Guy

Fabio Capello

A hunch suggests that Capello will spend the weekend’s match figuring out his World Cup starting XI, with last night’s outing acting predominantly as a squad audition for more than a few of the players involved.

Walcott pretty much played himself out of any [...]

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