Spoiler

Roberto Carlos doesn’t have a future in comedy, apparently

Story hilariously depicted using Photoshop wizardry

In the same way that you’d be hard pushed to find a Loose Women audience member who doesn’t occasionally pull over on the way to pick up the kids to weep hysterically and repeatedly thump the steering wheel - before pulling herself [...]

Tottenham rewrite Don McLean’s American Pie

Thought you’d seen every Spurs joke this week? 

A long, long time ago, I can still remember, How the Carling Cup win made them smile, And they knew this could be their chance, To finally make that big advance, And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver, [...]