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Tim Cahill, Lucre Neill and compatriots play a pick-up game with the local wildlife [via 101GG]

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Five relegation candidates unlikely to be in the Championship next year

Which chosen few will jump ship?

With as many as four clubs still in the race to join West Brom in the Championship next season, Premier League vultures are already circling in preparation to pick off the [...]