Micah – dream move?
There’s been total uproar in showbusiness world, with news that Wagner – the South American Mickey Rourke who sings like a man on a treadmill reading from an autocue – isn’t only surviving the X Factor, but he’s looking like a genuine threat to win [...]
Read moreThe obligatory unrelated royal photograph
Of course, like everyone else, The Spoiler has spent the last couple of days weeping happy tears because Prince William isn’t going to be a lonely king. On the contrary, he’ll have the beautiful seductress Queen Kate by his side holding a serpeant, sensually whispering [...]
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Nokia fan Rohan Ricketts documents his exploits in Moldova [via OTP]
Becks brings the funny on Ellen [ONTDF]
Juventus in for Robbie Keane [Sun]
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Read moreWe barely knew ye
Liverpool forgotten man Alberto Aquilani returned to his native Italy in a loan deal with Juventus last week, after the type of woefully uneventful stint typically reserved for obscure pub quiz questions.
The terms of the deal were a season-long loan during which Aquilani [...]
Read moreMilos Krasic’s determination impresses his new employers
Being as it’s Friday, footballers all over the planet are currently, or soon to be, preparing to spend the thousands of pounds/euros/dollars they’ve earned this week on getting up to no good.
Not Juventus’ new signing Milos Krasic, however. He’ll be doing [...]
Read moreWho’s this bit of hot property?
News filtering in this morning suggests that Craig Bellamy has done the unthinkable and returned to his Cardiff roots. On a totally genuine note, this is a massive loss to the Premier League, and it could also come back and bite Mr Mancini on [...]
Read moreNot what they were?
In a pitch perfect football recreation of life as one of Hugh Hefner’s chosen stable of bed partners, it seems that both Robinho and Adebayor sense that their opportunities to satisfy their boss sexually are seriously dwindling – especially with so many [...]
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FLASHBACK: Young Scott Parker promotes healthy living
Home grown players rule – explained!
Juve fans gang up on [...]
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