No, you should belong to…
You know the deal – some realism, some wishful thinking, no Messi.
After the jump there’s the second half of our semi-in-depth look at the player every Premier League team should be looking to buy…
Read moreMwah!
So, Rihanna has been on stage again singing her saucy songs and even giving one FEMALE fan a lap dance!
Anyone would think she was trying to be controversial to generate publicity to sell records and things. Calm down, RiRi!
In other controversial news, here’s what we know [...]
Read moreImagine this but without the dress…
Apparently there is a film coming out with Jennifer Aniston in it – no, wait! She might get naked in it. They haven’t decided whether they’ll keep the scene in yet though, but still, PHWOAR! LAAAAADS!
Here are lots of other things that [...]
Read moreWhere would we be without Mario Balotelli or Twitter? We’ll tell you where – still trawling the internet looking around for news rather than having it slap us right in the face with its dirty, clammy palms.
This may not be news exactly, in fact, it may just be a middle-aged woman’s holiday plans, but
Read moreHe’s scribbled on it…
The Spoiler has had some pretty amazing competitions in the past – remember that one where you could win tickets to that thing? Magical times.
Anyway, that was good, but this is brilliant. This is definitely the best competition we’ve ever had. Thanks to our [...]
Read moreTurns out not everyone likes Jose…
You know in Grease when the beautiful Olivia Newton-John falls head-over-heels in love with bad boy John Travolta and thinks she can change [...]
Read moreShimmy this way for the year’s best awards ceremony
Our wittier, better looking and more fragrant friends over at Kickette recently conducted a truly epic poll (10,000+ votes and a piece on the Daily Mail) to rank the eleven greatest WAGs on the planet… and [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
A Welshman, an Englishman and a Korean walk into a bar…
OTP’s adopted team line up swoop for European star. ’See ya, son!’ [...]
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