Good Boys

10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes

Kinky picture used to depict story


If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.

Now [...]

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News in brief

Kaka’s knackered, Coleen’s tatt, A.Cole goes dancing

Plus this rather funny picture…


Those schooled in philosophy can talk endlessly about the true value of everyday objects. Is a pencil still a pencil when no one is using it? Likewise, is a transfer window still a window, even though nothing is going on?

Who knows?

Deep thinking [...]

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The Big Question

Who would do better out of a Kaka for Ibrahimovic deal?

Sophie’s choice…

Kaka and Ibrahimovic 

Chelsea might be rather put out to hear that their ex-golden child, Jose Mourinho, has been rubbing his hands together at the prospect of offering Chelsea-target Kaka to Barcelona in return for Ibrahimovic.

An interesting bit of business. A Brazilian on the slide [...]

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Transfer Talk

Drogba linked with Man City, Kaka linked with Chelsea…

Imagine this, but with a light blue top on

Didier Drogba

Fans of stories about pregnant women will be thrilled to learn that Fernando Torres has excelled himself in the bedroom, to the point where his wife is expecting a baby.

Discussions will presumably now turn to what kind [...]

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The 10 most exciting players at the World Cup… for now

Yes, meet three of them

Ronaldo Kaka and Messi

Of course, a World Cup can make footballers, break footballers, or simply uncover magnificent attacking talent, and over the next few weeks one or two names will surely be introduced into the global vernacular.

In England [...]

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