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Katy Perry – sparkly


Apparently, Russell Brand hasn’t been allowed into Japan to watch his wife, Katy Perry, on tour because of his criminal record. It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Mr Brand who also saw his football team – West Ham United – get relegated.


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Get your very own West Ham dress (as seen on Katy Perry)

Hammers fans can now look just like this!*


Heeding our call to put Katy Perry‘s recent appearance in a West Ham-themed basque to good use, the Hammers board have responded to “huge demand” by announcing plans to sell the outfit in their club shop, at £300 a [...]

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Katy Perry makes watching West Ham games worthwhile

She’ll be at West Ham/Everton on Sunday, get it moving


Being a game sort of girl, big-chested faux-lesbian Katy Perry rocked up to last night’s MTV Europe Video Awards in this claret and blue ensemble, after a dare from her Hammers supporting boyfriend Russell Brand:

Wow. Now [...]

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