Homework

Lessons learned from Saturday’s horror show

Another England match, another rubbish evening…

Lampsie and Steve

The scoreline flattered to deceive, England were horrendous against Kazakhstan. Barely a decent string of passes were strung, and half of the players had the look of men who’d rather be anywhere else other than playing at home for [...]

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DAILY DEMOCRACY

VOTE: Who should be dropped against Belarus?

Latest attempt to accomodate Lampard, Barry and Gerrard fails

Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrrard

By providing the set-pieces for the two goals that got England going against Kazakhstan on Saturday, Frank Lampard emerged as the clear winner in the latest round of the “who should start [...]

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BETTING ADVICE

Why England won’t thump Kazakhstan tomorrow

World Cup Qualifier, 5.15pm, ITV 1, £10 Free Bet

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If England can score four goals in Croatia against a team that had never previously lost a home qualifier then surely they we can expect forty against a country that most people have only heard of because of [...]

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Bosh! Problem Fixed!

The Spoiler’s England XI

Midfield debate solved, Mr Capello

England XI

Everyone’s squealing and squabbling with each other about Lampsie and Steve playing in the same team against Kazakhstan, but how about this for a solution? Plenty of pace on the wings, Lamps taking the form of his life into the centre, while [...]

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JAK SIE MASZ!

Kazakhstan players watch Borat ahead of England match (or not)

The Sun gets the quote it wanted from former Kazakhstan coach

Borat helps Kazakhstan against England. Kazakhstan’s former manager has given The Sun an excuse they probably didn’t need to go Borat mad in the build-up to the former Soviet republic’s clash with England at Wembley [...]

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Mapping Update Required

Wembley Stadium hasn’t been built yet, according to Google

National stadium still under construction apparently

Wembley Stadium on Google Maps

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Wembley Stadium was supposed to open in 2006, so this Google Maps image should show our national centrepiece in its current magnificent state. However, the search boffins might want to throw [...]

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