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Luis Suarez pays tribute to those godawful Twilight movies
Dress like Kevin Davies!
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Former footballer girlfriend takes her top [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you
Luis Suarez pays tribute to those godawful Twilight movies
Dress like Kevin Davies!
[Kickette]
Former footballer girlfriend takes her top [...]
Read more…that’s not a euphemism
Bolton striker Kevin Davies has struck a deal with the local council to turn on the town’s Christmas lights… but only if they clean up his manky bins.
Read moreSuper Kev, backing into defenders on the international stage?
After 17 years in the professional game, burly Bolton striker Kevin Davies has finally got his chance to win an England cap, after being named in Fabio Capello’s squad to face Montenegro in the last Euro 2012 qualifier of [...]
Read moreAnelka puts one past Bolton
In a fitting homage to yesterday’s magnificent Top Gun metaphor, Drogba and Anelka put their personality clashes to one side last night as Chelsea edged further [...]
Read moreAhh, the good old days
If Hollywood has taught the world anything, it’s that people don’t necessarily have to get on well to get the job done. Look at Maverick and Ice Man in Top Gun – those guys couldn’t stand each other, but [...]
Read moreFood for thought, Fabio
Long time fans of tournament football will already know that surprise inclusions/exclusions are not out of the question. Eric Cantona was left out of France’s Euro 96 squad in favour of some guy called Zidane, Gazza famously didn’t make it the the [...]
Read moreBig Sam gives us the chance to throw stones at his glass house
Morten Gamst Pedersen was guilty of one of the most laughably bad dives the [...]
Read moreNo, you can’t have Lofty the Lion
The scenario: You’re the manager of a Premier League team, and you’re allowed to strengthen your squad by signing just one player in the January transfer window. But you can only choose someone from The Ginger Mourinho’s Wanderers – so who do [...]
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