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Kevin Keegan becomes a fashion pioneer

All the kids will soon be wearing reading glasses over their shades

When Cyclops from the X-Men films reaches old age, we imagine he will look something like this.

Newcastle to bring their disastrous season to the stage

Magpies to tread the boards in honour of forgettable year

Football fans aren’t known for their love of theatre, but that could be about to change in the north east.

Two Newcastle season ticket holders are intending to depress [...]

Keegan’s managerial return, Bayern chase Chelsea right back and WAG Giorgia Palmas

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Vote: Is Alan Shearer the right man to lead Newcastle in the Championship next season?

The Magpies would be bottom if their Messiah was there all season

The charming table above displays the records of all four Newcastle bosses this season and [...]

Newcastle set to approach Bryan Robson

Former Middlesbrough man to fill Joe Kinnear’s boots

In their search for a temporary replacement for their temporary replacement for Kevin Keegan, Newcastle Utd are poised to approach Bryan Robson, say the Daily Express:

With Joe Kinnear facing a heart bypass operation and unlikely to [...]

Is Rafa Benitez heading for a Keegan-style breakdown?

He would love it if Fergie stopped criticising refs! Love it!

Liverpool are sitting pretty three points clear of the table ahead of this weekend’s games, but the pressure to stay at the top seems to getting to Mr Benitez. We [...]

Alan Shearer takes over as favourite to be Newcastle boss

MOTD’s worst pundit highly tipped for Kinnear’s job

According to our friends at the newly-designed chickendinner, Alan Shearer has dived past Joe Kinnear and Kevin Keegan to emerge as the new 11/8 favourite to become Newcastle’s next permanent manager.

A spokesman for SkyBet revealed that [...]

Vote: Should Joe Kinnear be given the Newcastle job on a permanent basis?

Forget Keegan and Shearer, could this man be the Messiah?

The laughter that greeted Newcastle’s decision to appoint Joe Kinnear as interim manager has died down somewhat after the Irishman ended a run of five straight defeats and delivered draws in two fixtures that the club [...]