On The Town

England Captain in student-hating shocker

Pietersen shuns future leaders of industry in nightclub

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Last night, South African-born England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen squired his lovely wife Jessica Taylor about foggy London town, accompanied by his brother and his respective ladyfriend. The double-daters enjoyed fine sustenance at [...]

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The Future

Robin van Persie feels brilliant, David Moyes feels rubbish

Tomorrow’s headlines today…

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It’s official, we’re now living in a world where big tough guys like Brad Pitt are allowed to call their children Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, and English cricket will be globally represented by a young South African gentleman with shiny diamonds in his ears. The [...]

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December Recap

Which musical instrument did Sven get for Christmas?

While you were face down in a plate of sprouts, top stars were out making news…

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While you were snoozing in the enormous armchair, your trousers damn near breaking thanks to nine helpings of stuffing, the world was still busy entertaining the wants of sportsmen and their wives. Here’s [...]

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