OMG! He just kissed his girlfriend!
Rather cleverly, the BBC and ITV made a point of deploying ugly men who look exactly like toby jugs around the World Cup press areas, armed with probing questions about the match. That way, their live [...]
Read morePuck lovers down sticks for a tearful smooch
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Read moreEat your heart out, football genius!
We can’t emphasise this enough – The Spoiler knows more about women than is healthy. We can read signals, body language and tell-tale signs of inner fury like Columbo cracking a case. The tears, the sullen moods, the angry letters – these are all obvious unhappy signals, but before [...]
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Typical, our great hope for the Australian Grand Prix zooms in to win, and then the whole day becomes a massive downer, thanks to a load of middle-aged clowns spoiling everyone’s head-rush.
Gene Simmons – he who has reportedly made the world’s most limp and monotonous sex tape – [...]
Read moreBut Kiss remember theirs
There’s only one way to look less manly than a group of gents who wear more makeup than Rooney’s favourite grotty old prostitute, and that’s to pose with them while they wear six inch heels.
In a genius bit of marketing [...]
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