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Raul bids Real Madrid a blubbing goodbye

Yeah, erm, seeya then

Hey man, remember when you left your last job? You went in, kept your head down, endured an awkward drink, pretended that you’d keep in [...]

Cruel Atletico fans ruin homeless man’s day

Hmmm, this seems rather mean

Don’t be fooled by the romanticised accounts of vagrancy from books like Stig of the Dump or The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, because the [...]

Messi scores 47 goals… and here’s ALL of them!

A few goodies in here…

And so Lionel Messi equaled a scoring record – held also by hamster-faced Ronaldo – by helping himself to another couple in yesterday’s match. [...]

Study carefully, Ronaldo, here’s the latest footie move!

Whoah! 

Fans of the excellent football/war film Escape To Victory – in which Michael Caine puts in the thirteenth or fourteenth best performace of his whole career [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo scores a hat-trick for Real Madrid

Mallorca 1-4 Real Madrid

Don’t be fooled by Cristiano Ronaldo. He might have the look of a man who spends long hot evenings massaging unsalted butter into his thighs [...]

Ronaldo won’t be at Real forever, suggests Ronaldo

Eats, shoots, and leaves

Clearly modeling himself on some kind of one-man A-Team, Cristiano Ronaldo prefers not to become too attached to a club, instead choosing to swoop in, win all the big prizes, make love to the prettiest local women, then ride off into the sunset after delivering [...]

Alex Sanchez: La Liga’s first one-handed player

Real Zaragoza reserve-team starlet makes history…

Real Zaragoza‘s 3-1 defeat to Valencia on Sunday was relatively uneventful, largely because Jermaine Pennant was injured and therefore unable to stink up the pitch with his special brand of ‘football’. However, history was made on the 85th minute, when Zaragoza coach [...]

Massimo Oddo is a fan of Kaka’s ball juggling skills

AC Milan defender uses the sexy to get Brazilian’s attention…

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