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Fancy becoming a poor man’s Pini Zahavi? Well according to today’s Marca, the Spanish, in keeping with their reputation [...]

Sevilla’s president thinks his side are better than Barcelona

José María del Nido is high on something confidence

Since Sevilla’s surprise defeat of a Ronaldo-less Real Madrid at the weekend, many have suggested that the traditional Spanish two-horse title race will have an extra runner this year. Among those backing Los palanganas as genuine contenders is club [...]

Madrid fans think they are too dependent on Ronaldo

Real lose one game without C-Ron, go into complete meltdown

If there’s one thing the Spanish football press love more than those crazy upside down question marks, then it’s pouncing on an opportunity to shed doubt over the internal goings on Real Madrid. [...]

Dani Alves gives Leo Messi an unpleasant surprise

Barcelona stars get lost in the moment in Malaga

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Real Valladolid win the Best Mascot competition

La Liga side enlists the services of a bear. An actual bear.

There’s an old saying among Spanish football teams: if you want to defeat Valencia, hire a [...]

Has Franck Ribery been replaced by a dwarf?

Hang on, who’s that little guy with the scar?

Bayern Munich general manager Uli Hoeneß has today told Bild that he would sell Franck Ribery to Real Madrid only if an offer of €100m was made.

We’re not ones to start conspiracy theories, but [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo is struggling to fit in at Real Madrid

Tricky winger is “anxious and under pressure”, say Spanish press

The new La Liga season hasn’t even started yet, but the Spanish press are already trying to knock Cristiano Ronaldo from his lofty pedestal.

Marca have today run the headline ‘Cristiano cannot find his place’. [...]

Dani Alves splashes out on cosmetic surgery

Barcelona star gets his jugs pinned back

It seems that (Fat) Ronaldo isn’t the only Brazilian footballer to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.

Marca – the font of all La Liga nonsense and scurrilous gossip – today claim that Barcelona’s Dani Alves has [...]