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The Spoiler’s Disappointing World Cup 2010 XI

If they had faces, they’d be blushing

Okay, it’s important to define what “disappointing” means, because it’s very much a blanket term. 

Sexy fan, on hols with Lampsie, and much much more….

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An homage to the World Cup’s most popular mobile phone

Roy Hodgson’s early shopping list revealed!

[Caught Offside]

US funnyman [...]

Joe Cole out, Carragher and Hargreaves in… apparently

Is Capello making a mistake?

The provisional 30 man England squad is set to be announced later today, and the news from this morning’s Mirror is that Joe Cole will receive a double blow to the solar plexus – firstly, by not being named in the thing, and [...]

Chelsea get really quite greedy against Stoke

Chelsea 7-0 Stoke

And so the beautiful cities of Hull and Burnley joined Portsmouth in the race to win promotion to the Premier League next season, whilst pretty much everyone in the top [...]

World’s Costliest XI – yours for £1.6million/week!

Good… but it’ll set you back a few bob

As expected, the most expensive team seems to be made up of Barcelona, Real Madrid, and Chelsea players, with just Ferdinand from Man United and Eto’o from Inter slightly bucking the trend.

Adebayor from Man City [...]

Lampard’s new ladyfriend off the telly, some classic South American cheating, and help name Spurs’ new ground

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Frank Lampard still looking for The One (Show) ( Metro )

Is this the most open Premier League title race ever? ( Telegraph )

Legend Ariel Ortega does what [...]

Three things we learnt from last night’s Champions League

Pay attention at the back

1. England aren’t the only country with [...]