Transfer Talk

Tottenham’s Andy Carroll bid seriously loses momentum…

Hark! A Kara Tointon dancing montage!

Kara Tointon

Regardless of the whooping gaydars going off throughout Strictly Come Dancing, the big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that should-be-WAG Kara Tointon has fallen head over heels in love with a ballroom dancer. Take a sobering moment – [...]

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Transfer Talk

Modric to United, Carrick back to Spurs, and more…

Oh look, it’s the new Paul Scholes…

Luka Modric 

The big news on the transfer market is that Man United are set to continue in their mission to turn Tottenham into some kind of breeding ground for excellent players who they can then slowly ruin. First by paying preposterous [...]

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MANAGER BETTING

Sven-Goran Eriksson takes over as Portsmouth favourite

Is the Swede about to get involved in the relegation dogfight?

Sven-Goran Eriksson

Yesterday Sven-Goran Eriksson was one of the favourites for the Chelsea job but this morning he has leapfrogged Avram Grant and Alan Curbishley to emerge as the frontrunner to succeed Tony Adams at Portsmouth.

The former [...]

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Bad Transfers

The Spoiler’s “Shouldn’t have let him go” XI

The most regrettable transfers in Premier League history

<i>The Spoiler’s</i> “Shouldn’t have let him go” XI

It’s the January window, which means plenty of players are going to trade hands. Some clubs will end up paying far too much money for their new [...]

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Real's New Lass

Diarra could be regretting his Madrid transfer already

Look what they’re putting on the back of his shirt

Lassana ‘Lass’ Diarra

The picture may look like a bad photoshop (the name isn’t even in the middle!), but  Lassana Diarra genuinely paraded his new shirt at a Bernabeu press conference today. To avoid confusion with Real Madrid [...]

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POMPEY FIRE SALE

Portsmouth player claims Defoe and Johnson are leaving

Reserve right-back decides to unsettle his teammates and fans

Jermain Defoe and Glen Johnson

In case you weren’t aware, former Arsenal defender Lauren is still at Portsmouth and while he hasn’t started a league game since April, he is still available to perform the service [...]

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