Frenchman excluded from promotional duties
Yesterday, Spanish giants Barcelona unveiled their shiny new away kit, using fugly stars including Leo Messi and Carles ‘Captain Caveman’ Puyol.
Superstar players Deco, Eto’o and Ronaldinho were all absent from the launch, as they are fully expected to be [...]
Read morePlayboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star
Leo Messi isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the [...]
Read moreHenry gives people of Barcelona a large stool for Christmas
Who doesn’t love a traditional nativity scene? The baby Jesus in his manger, the oxen, the three wise men and…wait! Who’s this amongst the shepherds? Thierry Henry taking a shit? Where in the Bible did that bit happen? [...]
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