Transfer Talk

Carroll linked with a move to Spurs, and more…

Good buy?

Andy Carroll

No real surprise last night that Stella walked it in The Apprentice – Sugar doesn’t like posh and he can’t stand bullshit, so she pretty much had it in the bag when it transpired that she’d been raised by foxes in a tin house. Estate [...]

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Winter Sale Now on!

Mancini clearing away any remnants of Mark Hughes

One of these men is particularly bad with money

Mancini and Hughes

Like the young idiot Icarus who decided to fashion himself some expensive wings and fly around the world, the robed men at Man City are now realising that the higher you soar, the more you wish [...]

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Fierce News

Man City players get extremely metrosexual about it

“Joleon is wearing a coat… Kolo is wearing lemons on his feet”

Lescott and Toure

Now, unlike our dungareed lesbian colleagues, The Spoiler doesn’t like to partake either of these two things: 1. The dark art of stereotyping. And 2. The Spoiler never EVER makes assumptions. Which is why today [...]

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