Is the mask slipping? Is there a mask? Hmm…
And Hmm… again. The plot thickens. Apparently there is a sell-on clause in the contract of players Ian Holloway buys for Blackpool, meaning the cheeky chappy stands to pocket a percentage of the profits when the player is sold [...]
Read moreLaaaaads!
As is befitting of their crime, Andy Gray and Richard Keys have reportedly been given the night off work to spend time looking long and hard into a mirror, continually reassessing their views on beautiful, strong, independent women. Women who HAVE JOBS. With a bit of luck, this soul [...]
Read moreWozniacki (pronounced: Woz-nee-acki)
For those of you who draw the line at following women’s tennis, you’re missing out. These girls know how to play. There’s the Williams sisters, the leggy Russian one, the other leggy Russian one, the one who looks like a little boy, the one [...]
Read moreFamous bottom shoehorned into article about football
There is a genuine concern that celebrities who were initially only revered for having impressive bottoms are allowing it to go to their heads. There’s that Kardashian thing who seems to be famous just because she’s got LOTS of junk in her trunk. And now Jennifer Lopez - who [...]
Read moreAt one time, he was basically England’s Ronaldinho, but this week little Joey Cole was named in the Liverpool side to face Man City in the LANCASHIRE SENIOR CUP – a competition chiefly made up of small children hoping to one day make it as professional footballers. Half of them haven’t even had a single [...]
Read moreAnyone who has ever dabbled in the murky world of “business” will know all about the power of a good meal when it comes to getting tricky deals done.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that Liverpool honcho John Henry has been spotted taking Luis Suarez for a pizza. That’s that one in [...]
Read moreA couple of bog standard lesbians
And lo, 19 years ago, Jonathan Ross held in his arms a little baby lesbian with the usual short hair and no make up. She has since grown up to be more the lipstick variety, with Ross outing her to the world on Gaydar Radio [...]
Read moreHaving already proved himself to be far too much of a blabbermouth to be trusted with a Twitter account, there could yet be a case made for Ryan Babel being gagged from doing interviews as well.
As noted by our pals at Pies, football’s most pro-active gossip was having a friendly chat with the Dutch [...]
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