Transfer News

Wenger eyes up the familiar face of Louis Saha

“Goodbye Everton!”

Louis Saha

Normally, when Arsene Wenger expresses an interest in a player, it then takes hours of research to find out who the person is. Invariably, they will have a surname that causes hysterical pub debate, and sit somewhere between boyhood and manhood in puberty terms.

All of [...]

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Ashton, Heskey and Nugent are all on the move

28 days to go until the window is flung open

Portsmouth striker Dave Nugent jumps on Hermann Hreidarsson

It’s only four weeks until the January transfer window opens and all eyes turn eagerly towards Manchester City in the hope they they will pump [...]

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Detective Work

Transfer hysteria: Man United clear a space for Berbatov

Hmmm, the plot thins…

The big news filtering in is that one of Man United’s hospital beds has just become free, with Louis Saha winging his way to nearby Everton to receive soothing treatment from kind Liverpudlian nurses. That leaves Man United with a very timely hole up front. Might a stroppy Bulgarian be in [...]

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Kenyon in bad maths shocker

Man needs calculator…

Peter Kenyon

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]

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Transfer Talk

Santa Cruz to Arsenal, along with the newest “New Zidane”!

All signs point to Wenger’s wallet 


After a bumpy ride towards the end of the season, what with all of his players dashing around like blind madmen with chainsaws, it looks like Captain Wenger is trying to steady his ship with some big name signings. But might it be [...]

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