Mmmm cake

OMFG! Look at Louis van Gaal’s amazing birthday cake!

Oh God! That looks lush!

Birthday Cake 

Close your eyes and imagine what your 59th birthday party would look like. Chances are it will go in one of two directions. Either you’ll be surrounded by your wonderful family, enjoying a nice simple cake. Or you’ll be alone in a [...]

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Shagging

Louis van Gaal’s pre-season sex advice REVEALED

Couple loves having sex

Louis van Gaal

Close your eyes and imagine a gorgeous naked couple making love to one another for hours. Beautiful isn’t it? Kenny G in the background, candles flickering, their bodies working as one, beads of sweat on all four of their breasts. Now imagine that one [...]

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