STRIKER SHORTLIST

Who should replace Didier Drogba if he leaves Chelsea?

Wantaway striker wants away yet again

Didier Drogba

For about the thousandth time in his Chelsea career, Didier Drogba has shown a desire to jump ship after being spotted in a restaurant with his agent, an Inter director and Jose Mourinho’s agent. However, for perhaps the first time, the [...]

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Rotten Eggs

Euro 2008: The Spoiler’s Worst Team of The Tournament

They’re a disgrace, a big revolting disgrace…

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Okay, we’ve drooled enough over the Arshavins and the David Villas, now it’s time to load up the claws and get stuck into some massive Euro 2008 flops. These men should think about getting a new day job – especially you, [...]

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Truth Pole

Fabregas and Toni: biggest Euro 2008 letdowns

Which Spaniard deserves a smacked bottom?

Barometer of Euro 2008 hotnessBig tournaments always seperate the wheat from the chaff, the goats from the sheep, the real heroes from the posers wearing drainpipes etc. And this year has been no different. Going in, everyone was blathering [...]

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Pan European Rivalry

Video: Luca Toni and Franck Ribery’s slanging match

Bayern Munich stars give expert class in one-upmanship

The final game of Group C, aka the ‘Group of Death’, will see hunky Luca Toni’s Italy take on not-so-hunky Franck Ribery’s France. As a [...]

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Continental WAG Goodness

The hottest WAGs of Euro 2008

With no British presence, you’ll need something to look at

It was the 2006 World Cup that really embedded the concept of Waggery deep into the conscience of this tiny island we all share, yet this summer, Posh, Cheryl et al will not be spending their time in [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 91: Marta Cecchetto

This Italian model has no time for the beautiful game

In the WAG hierarchy, it doesn’t get much better than bagging a World Cup winner, and that’s exactly what Italian model/ TV presenter Marta Cecchetto has achieved – she met Bayern Munich striker Luca Toni nine years ago at a nightclub, [...]

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Transfer Tittle Tattle

Transfer talk: Crouch to Chelsea?

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As the season winds up to a thrilling finale, the more speculative fans have already started on 2008/2009 – who will be where, and why? From trawling the depths of the messageboards and forums, here’s what The Spoiler has stumbled across today:

Luca Toni – Bayern Munich to West [...]

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