Awful, Just Awful

The Spoiler’s Premier League Nightmare XI

The worst players currently plying their trade in the top flight

Paul Robinson’s secret weapon

A survey of the worst Premier League players of all time as conducted by Top-Up TV arrived at Spoiler Towers this morning, and their ‘Relegation Utd’ looked a little something like [...]

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So tired

Premier League: Old Man XI

WARNING! Some of these men are old enough to be your brother…

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At 66-years-old, Sir Alex Ferguson still knows how to ruffle some feathers and get some backs up. Just this morning he studied the horizon to make sure Scholes and Giggs were out of earshot, [...]

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Tittle Tattle

Transfer Talk: Is Tony Adams really going home?

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In between lovely slices of mango and giant slurps of caffeine-free Diet Coke, The Spoiler has perused and foraged the transfers underworld, and these gems were lurking in the shrubbery. So to speak.

Tony Adams to Arsenal Hey what’s wrong Arsene? Feeling a wee bit sensitive because your [...]

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Premier League Sighting

Lucas Neill is generous

West Ham star gets the drinks in

Lucas Neill

On Saturday evening, Lucas Neill went to the Walkabout bar in Covent Garden to celebrate Australia Day. He was so keen to commemorate the first European settlement on

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