transfer stuff

An overpriced striker to Spurs, Vucinic to Blackburn, and more…

Beautiful women will be at the Oscars…

portman.jpg

The Oscars are only a few days away – eek! But bloody Banksy seems determined to ruin the thing for everyone by doing his art/vandalism/graffiti just a few yards from the venue.

Come on, Banksy. Nobody wants to see Mickey Mouse molesting [...]

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Transfer Talk

Cheryl Cole update, Spurs fancy Fabiano, and more

More big football news…

Big Football

In a hot showbusiness story that reads more like a weird dream, Amir Kahn went for dinner with Cheryl Cole not so long ago, and she told him that she was faking a relationship to keep the paparazzi at bay. You can catch [...]

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Link Dump

Cristiano Ronaldo in Jersey Shore, World Cup hairstyles…

Also appearing on a computer near you…

CR7 Jersey Shore 

To kickstart a potential feature called something like “Footballers who should be in television programmes”, above is Cristiano Ronaldo in a football reimagining of MTV’s Jersey Shore. If you can think of more footballers who would be perfectly suited to a TV show, email [...]

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World Cup Fever

World Cup Profile: Brazil

“Kiss my face”

Ronaldinho and Robinho

And so now to the second of The Spoiler’s World Cup profiles. Brazil – famous for being brilliant at football, great at throwing parties that involve women in bikinis dancing around in the street, and not bad at winning major tournaments. But, beaneath [...]

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Nice Pair

Villa and Torres voted world’s best strike partnership

Chest bump goes wrong…

Torres and Villa 

The England team has been treated to some lovely partnerships up front in the last few years – you’ve got Beardsley and Lineker, Sheringham and Shearer, for a time there was Owen and Heskey. And now what? Rooney and “someone”. No [...]

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News in Brief

Rooney’s goal tally, Man City/Chelsea target, and more…

Rooney – could get 30?

Wayne Rooney

Big newspaper offices will be split down the middle today. On one side, those who stayed in, and feel fresh. On the other, those who thought it wise to attend the Brits, regardless that they’re at least fifteen years too old to [...]

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La Liga update

Sevilla’s president thinks his side are better than Barcelona

José María del Nido is high on something confidence

Sevilla FC

Since Sevilla’s surprise defeat of a Ronaldo-less Real Madrid at the weekend, many have suggested that the traditional Spanish two-horse title race will have an extra runner this year. Among those backing Los palanganas as genuine contenders is club [...]

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