The Spoiler’s forced hiatus over the past few months has been extremely difficult for everyone at Spoiler Towers.
The tea boy has been inconsolable without the cheery whistle of the kettle to keep his spirits up, the cleaner has been bereft of cheesestring wrappers to toss gaily into a bin, while the work experience kid [...]
Read moreIt’s three minutes in…
The Spoiler was very nearly falling asleep last night during a Match of the Day that seemed to start at early o’clock and go on until well past bedtime o’clock.
However, there was one moment during Man City’s comfortable 2-0 win over Bolton that stirred us from our trance and [...]
Read more*Swoon*
There has been so much YouTube-based nonsense doing the rounds today that The Spoiler hasn’t even had time to congratulate Manchester United and Manchester City on their success this past weekend…
Well done!
For some reason, there seems to be a distinct lack of excitement around their fantastic [...]
Read moreAny excuse…
The most exciting event of the year is just hours away and The Spoiler can barely contain its excitement.
Surely – SURELY! – this is the year we’ll be able to put the Great back into Britain with a win the Eurovision Song Contest? We’ve got Blue [...]
Read morePulis – gutted
Despite our assertion that FA Cup finals are a bit ‘meh’ in terms of on-pitch action, we still absolutely love all the build-up – watching clips of Ronnie Radford on a marvellously muddy pitch, the teammates bit when the captains tell us how all the lads [...]
Read moreMazza gets the caption treatment
The Spoiler’s first love was pretty mean to us. She kicked us really hard right in the knackers once and ended up kissing our best friend at a 10th birthday party in a swimming pool – flagrantly ignoring the ‘no petting’ sign while she [...]
Read moreFamous bottom shoehorned into article about football
There is a genuine concern that celebrities who were initially only revered for having impressive bottoms are allowing it to go to their heads. There’s that Kardashian thing who seems to be famous just because she’s got LOTS of junk in her trunk. And now Jennifer Lopez - who [...]
Read moreRonaldo – with an invisible Sophie Reade?
It’s a day of temporary enlightenment when it comes to the whirring mind of Cristiano Ronaldo – considered at Real Madrid to be a rather arrogant man. Firsty, he reluctantly changes his little baby’s turd-filled nappies from time to time, [...]
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