A montage!
Avid readers of the site may recall that a week or so ago, busty tops-off model Sophie Reade proved that she’s not just a pretty face by slagging Mario Balotelli off on Twitter, after it transpired that he’d first stolen her bosomy heart and then [...]
Read moreThe great shame about people with lots of money is that they tend to lose perspective, and splurge money not on things that they want or particularly need, but things that other, poorer people want.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that the Man City boardroom is reportedly preparing to up robes and [...]
Read more£8million, Graeme! £8million!
Feeling a little bit fed up because the January transfer window is so far as fun as a child-swap episode of Eastenders? Aww, don’t worry, man, things will hot up. In the meantime, after the jump, you can relive some of January’s [...]
Read moreKayla – in demand
In a less hoity toity recreation of the fight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth over the bad female role model, Bridget Jones, today’s shocking relationship news is that the UK rapper Aggro Santos has taken a shine to Ashley Cole’s new girlfriend – [...]
Read moreEx-WAG, should-be-WAG?
It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]
Read moreSophie Reade – waiting for a bus
For those worried that Mario Balotelli might be having trouble settling in to life as a Premier League footballer, grab a tissue and get ready to wipe away proud, emotional tears, with some moving relationship news from today’s Sun.
Read moreCheryl Cole and… Cheryl Cole?
As she should after such a rotten year getting battered down in the limelight, Cheryl Cole has proven that she’s not taking it any more, by publicly declaring in a magazine that, you know what, she “couldn’t give a shit” what people think of [...]
Read moreWayne Bridge – he don’t do blonde
One member of the vast Spoiler offices is rather discombobulated today over news that Wayne Bridge has landed the one who looks like a saucy estate agent from The Saturdays. Particularly after the rumours (now so last year!) that he momentarily caught the eye [...]
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