Transfer News

Man City poised to rain on Arsene Wenger’s parade

The great shame about people with lots of money is that they tend to lose perspective, and splurge money not on things that they want or particularly need, but things that other, poorer people want.

All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that the Man City boardroom is reportedly preparing to up robes and [...]

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A list!

The Spoiler’s BEST and WORST January signings

£8million, Graeme! £8million!

Boumsong and Souness

Feeling a little bit fed up because the January transfer window is so far as fun as a child-swap episode of Eastenders? Aww, don’t worry, man, things will hot up. In the meantime, after the jump, you can relive some of January’s [...]

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Transfer Talk

Another Dutch van man linked with Spurs, and more…

Kayla – in demand

Kayla Collins

In a less hoity toity recreation of the fight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth over the bad female role model, Bridget Jones, today’s shocking relationship news is that the UK rapper Aggro Santos has taken a shine to Ashley Cole’s new girlfriend – [...]

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Transfer Talk

Is Arsenal’s most fashionable Russian off to Italy?

Ex-WAG, should-be-WAG?

Maria Fowler

It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]

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Sex News

Glamour girl Sophie Reade slams Balotelli on Twitter

Sophie Reade – waiting for a bus

Sophie Reade

For those worried that Mario Balotelli might be having trouble settling in to life as a Premier League footballer, grab a tissue and get ready to wipe away proud, emotional tears, with some moving relationship news from today’s Sun.

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Transfer Talk

You can all sod off, says Cheryl Cole… plus transfer news

Cheryl Cole and… Cheryl Cole?

Cheryl Cole 

As she should after such a rotten year getting battered down in the limelight, Cheryl Cole has proven that she’s not taking it any more, by publicly declaring in a magazine that, you know what, she “couldn’t give a shit” what people think of [...]

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