Transfer Talk

Liverpool’s 2011 transfer wish list, and Blackburn hilarity!

Those still curious about what life entails for The Spoiler when not writing very liberally around the subject of football, yesterday afternoon was spent hemorrhaging money on afternoon tea in the swishy London hotel Claridges – a rare treat, so rare that it had never happened before. How posh we all felt, eating little crustless sandwiches, [...]

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A beautiful lady!

Don’t tell JT, but Wayne Bridge has a hot new girlfriend

Would… would… Frankie… would… would

The Saturdays

Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.

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A big old list

A load of things and people that defined 2010

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!

To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]

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Transfer Talk

Roll up, roll up! Get your cheap Ronaldinhos here!

One appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]

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Transfer Talk

The Aston Villa revolving door starts its spinning

Victoria’s Secret – that’s the stuff!

Victoria’s Secret

Fans of ladies in underpants, here’s an update: Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend, Irina Shayk, has been busily polishing turds by slipping on La Senza lingerie in the modeling equivalent of wrapping up diamonds in bits of old newspaper. [...]

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Dietary News

Great news, San Carlo Italian restaurant, Balotelli’s staying!

The two things may or may not be linked, but after an important festive update regarding Mario Balotelli’s eating habits in The Sun newspaper, it seems that the grumpy three-goal Italian is set to stay put under Manchester’s romantic charcoal skies after all.

A “source” from the San Carlo Italian eaterie in Manchester – presumably [...]

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The Big Question

Come on then, who is going to win the Premier League?

Much is often made of whoever is top of the table at Christmas going on to win the thing, but anyone who has actually taken time to check the stats will well know that it doesn’t always guarantee success.

Nani thinks it’s a two-horse race between Man United and Chelsea, Wenger begs to differ, and [...]

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