Dzeko’s 2009/2010 goals
Unless people are making it all up for a laugh, the big news is that the robed men at Man City have splurged another £30million on [...]
Read moreThose still curious about what life entails for The Spoiler when not writing very liberally around the subject of football, yesterday afternoon was spent hemorrhaging money on afternoon tea in the swishy London hotel Claridges – a rare treat, so rare that it had never happened before. How posh we all felt, eating little crustless sandwiches, [...]
Read moreWould… would… Frankie… would… would
Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.
Read moreHappy New Year!
Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!
To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]
Read moreOne appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]
Read moreVictoria’s Secret – that’s the stuff!
Fans of ladies in underpants, here’s an update: Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend, Irina Shayk, has been busily polishing turds by slipping on La Senza lingerie in the modeling equivalent of wrapping up diamonds in bits of old newspaper. [...]
Read moreThe two things may or may not be linked, but after an important festive update regarding Mario Balotelli’s eating habits in The Sun newspaper, it seems that the grumpy three-goal Italian is set to stay put under Manchester’s romantic charcoal skies after all.
A “source” from the San Carlo Italian eaterie in Manchester – presumably [...]
Read moreMuch is often made of whoever is top of the table at Christmas going on to win the thing, but anyone who has actually taken time to check the stats will well know that it doesn’t always guarantee success.
Nani thinks it’s a two-horse race between Man United and Chelsea, Wenger begs to differ, and [...]
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