Ian Holloway may yet tear out any remaining hair with news that Man United are unzipping their big red pantaloons and readying to urinate all over King Kenny’s chips with a bid for Charlie Adam. Fergie rates him highly so they say.Who fancies first dibs on Michael Carrick?
Read morePhwooaaaarrr! *punches fist into underside of elbow*
It has been an unusually sexual day for The Spoiler, with hot Dutch women, kinky football lapdances, and now a transparent and half-hearted attempt to shoe-in a Megan Fox picture (pictured) by saying something about her wearing knickers in [...]
Read moreRafael, and Fabio. Or the other way round. No one knows
Depending on where you stand on the issue, identical twins are either brilliant, sexy, or completely terrifying. The Spoiler has never quite grasped them being ”sexy”. Yes, two same-looking beautiful sisters might be nice to look at individually, [...]
Read moreGoose looks on, frightened
According to our pals over at Caught Offside, what started out as two metrosexuals reenacting the changing room bust up between Maverick and Iceman in Top Gun has morphed into a genuine real life falling out between Cristiano Ronaldo [...]
Read moreLisa Snowdon and some colleagues
It’s a grim truth that for a relationship to survive, you need to overcome a series of obstacles and tests cynically thrown in your way by cruel life. One of which is no doubt occupying the mind of Cardiff City man Jay Bothroyd [...]
Read more£8million, Graeme! £8million!
Feeling a little bit fed up because the January transfer window is so far as fun as a child-swap episode of Eastenders? Aww, don’t worry, man, things will hot up. In the meantime, after the jump, you can relive some of January’s [...]
Read moreWe’re off for one of these
The Spoiler’s ducking out to start drinking early.
If you get bored over the weekend, perhaps enjoy one of our Excellent [...]
Read moreRihanna – inappropriate
Clearly still reeling from being totally out-slutted by Aguilera on the X Factor, beautiful pop thing Rihanna upped the raunch stakes – according to today’s Sun newspaper – by teasing a street photographer to a presumed semi-erection by revealing her New Year’s Resolution: “sex”.
In less sweaty news, here’s what [...]
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