Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!
To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]
Read moreBig night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]
Read moreMuch is often made of whoever is top of the table at Christmas going on to win the thing, but anyone who has actually taken time to check the stats will well know that it doesn’t always guarantee success.
Nani thinks it’s a two-horse race between Man United and Chelsea, Wenger begs to differ, and [...]
Read moreLucky Man City – yesterday it was confirmed that, in Mario Balotelli, they have the second greatest player on the planet. Confirmation came from Balotelli himself. How kind of him to share the good news.
Here’s what else we have been taught about football this morning, thanks to all of the daily papers, from the [...]
Read moreOn a side note, word has it that Pavlyuchenko still hasn’t quite got to grips with the intricacies of the English language and might yet be ushered off to have lessons from Peter Beardsley. We made the last bit up.
Anyway, yes, here’s more transfer news courtesy of all the best and worst papers…
Read more“Please, I urge you, don’t vote for me anymore.”
Read moreMAN UNITED!
Yes, in the most preposterous transfer rumour of the weekend, the throbbing craniums at the Mail on Sunday decreed that somewhere in the north, a Carlos Tevez nose thumbing sign was being fashioned in red to read:
“Actually, welcome to Manchester!”
Not going to happen.
Read moreClash of the Titans or something…
If you happen to be the kind of guy/gal who likes to live of a knife edge – if your friends would describe you in one word as “bloody dangerous” – then you no doubt like to throw your [...]
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