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He scored goals, my Lord, he scored goals…

End of an era

Not much to say that hasn’t been said. These boys seem to sum it up pretty well…

“He’s almost untouchable in what he does. I [...]

Scholes reckons Man Utd will give it a proper go against Barcelona

Another one of these would be nice…

There has been a lot of speculation these past few weeks about how Manchester United should try and beat The Greatest Team [...]

The Spoiler is off to Wembley for Barcelona and Man Utd press day!

Yea, we don’t know how it happened either but, thanks to our lovely Dutch friends at Heineken, The Spoiler will be spending today at Wembley having a little look around and going to press conferences and stuff – like real journalists do!

However, because you’ll be able to read [...]

Adriana Lima is not all that compared to football

Lima – pah!

Being a LAD these days is hard work, innit? What with eating loads of man crisps, drinking blue alcopops, having BANTER with our LAD mates and wishing we were Danny Dyer, it’s a wonder we have time for anything else.

Well we do have time for [...]

David Beckham tackles pitch invader and gets sad when he’s thrown out

Like a bull to a sexy red rag…

David Beckham looks good in pretty much everything – he even sort-of-kind-of looked pretty good in a sarong. However, nothing suits [...]

Alex Ferguson tries to ban reporter for asking Giggs question

The Enforcer…

The Spoiler has been to a couple of press conferences where there has been the biggest elephant you could ever imagine hanging around in the corner, daring someone to mention him.

Generally the journalists will ask every vaguely relevant question they could ever dream of before everyone [...]

Have a good testimonial, Gary Neville!

Hope it’s better than this one…

Tonight is Gary Neville’s testimonial. Him and all his best mates like Nicky Butt and David Beckham will be running around Old Trafford [...]

Wolves chairman reckons Man Utd should be punished…

…When if they field a weakened team against Blackpool

Something like this was always going to happen at some point once the FA decided to give Wolves a suspended £25,000 fine for fielding a weakened team against Man Utd last season.

Now with Man Utd set to field the [...]