"Coming over here. Taking jobs from English beers..."

And the brand new sponsor of the FA Cup is…

Stereotype-y

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BUDWEISER! From next season the FA Cup will be called The FA Cup with Budweiser.

The Spoiler is expecting a few people to get a bit arsey about an archetypal American brand sponsoring the FA Cup, but it’s sponsorship, innit? It’s never going to be a pretty business.

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Mario update!

Mario Balotelli fights, doesn’t pay bills and throws water balloons

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Thank god for that! It’s been, like, FOREVER since Mario Balotelli has done something a bit mental and, having waited ages for just one snippet of stupidity, just one tiny moment of mentalness, two come along at once!

Well, three if you count missing Manchester City’s end-of-season awards [...]

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Darling, you've got to let me know...

As of a little while ago Carlos Tevez wants to leave Man City

Bye-bye?

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Remember last summer? It was all set to be a bloody brilliant couple of months – England had a great manager and a good team and all was looking good in the world. So it was a rather large disappointment when England were absolutely w*nk at the World [...]

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debatable

The Manchester All-Star team to take on the world!

Blue + Red = Purple, right?

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Hey! Manchester is a vibrant modern city – there’s something for everyone! There’s over five Greggs bakeries! There’s a cinema! There’s even a big shopping centre with Topshop AND Zara!

However, there is one problem with this thriving metropolis – there isn’t a [...]

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