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Are sweeties United's latest revenue stream?

Photographic evidence has reached the Spoiler that United are leaving no commercial opportunity unturned in their quest for global mega-brandisation, or whatever the Nathan Barleys call “success” nowadays. The latest industry that should be trembling in its loafers is the sugared snack “biz”, as United have  produced this ingenious little chap.

Quite what it does [...]

FIFA are killing football, Man Utd want an Inter defender, Cheryl Cole is attractive

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The year of the Foster hasn’t quite gone to plan

This was meant to be the season where Ben Foster established himself as Man United and England number one. The way things are going he won’t even be at Old Trafford for much longer…

Last March, [...]

Will Alex Ferguson be kicked out of football?

Union chief calls for over-the-top punishment

In March 2008, Alex Ferguson was quoted as saying “the haranguing of referees is ridiculous,” a comment that sat well with the FA’s Respect campaign. The Manchester Utd manager seemed to [...]

Vote: Has Dimitar Berbatov been a failure at Man Utd?

Bulgarian striker offers a pessimistic self assessment

According to his Wikipedia entry, Dimitar Berbatov is the most prolific striker the world has ever seen, but sadly this is not the case. The Bulgarian has not threatened defences quite like he did when he wore a [...]

Pompey owner in hospital, Michael Owen’s injury boost and Danielle Lloyd’s dream

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100 pictures of Dutch überWAG Sylvie van der Vaart [DJ Mick]

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Alex Ferguson told Michael Owen he would have preferred Karim Benzema

Fit & Healthy striker knew he was second best from the outset

Until now, The Spoiler had assumed that Michael Owen fell off his horse/ out of his helicopter in paralysed shock when he first learned that Manchester Utd were interested in his signature.

The [...]

Alex Ferguson forced Dwight Yorke to turn to drinking

Manchester Utd striker failed to cope with being blacklisted

Thanks to three Premier League titles, an FA Cup and a Champions League, Dwight Yorke undoubtedly enjoyed the best days of his career at Manchester Utd. The Trinidad and Tobago striker, however, [...]