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Manchester City start a bitter billboard war

Provocative poster induces provocative reaction

When Manchester City invested in a form of media whose sole purpose was to irritate their red rivals, they opened themselves up to abuse from a very dangerous type of person: the anonymous websurfer with a [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo believes Oasis are a better band than The Beatles

Portuguese star loves Manchester City’s most famous fans

Much like Cristiano Ronaldo, Noel and Liam Gallagher aren’t famed for their modesty. Yet the swaggering Oasis stars would happily admit [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo insists he is a good driver

C-Ron defends his recent motoring accident

A few weeks ago, Cristiano Ronaldo decided to raise his insurance premiums even further into the stratosphere by making some drastic alterations to the chassis of his gorgeous £200,000 Ferrari 599 GTB.

Today, he has insisted his driving skills [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I don’t like Manchester”

Winger states the obvious to Spanish magazine

In another display of dog-like loyalty to the people who pay him £120,000 per week, Cristiano Ronaldo has told Spanish magazine XL Semanal that he does not like life in Manchester, but has become “accustomed” to it:

Manchester is very [...]

Wayne Rooney doesn’t like London, but do you?

Manchester Utd striker opens up geographical debate

When asked about the possibility of moving abroad in an interview last week, Wayne Rooney (pictured after being made to sit through insultingly bad musical We Will Rock You) scoffed at the [...]

Vidic outburst casts doubt over his future in horrible rainy smelly Manchester

Serbian risks wrath of “joyless” fans with controversial comments

A few months ago, Ukrainian fashionista Andriy Voronin thought it appropriate to criticise his charmed life in the north of England, and now Nemanja Vidic has jumped on the anti-UK bandwagon via comments in Russian magazine [...]