“Byeeeeee…”
Chelsea head honcho Roman Abramovich acted with all the class and grace that we’ve come to expect from him yesterday by sacking cuddly Carlo about 0.6 seconds after their 1-0 defeat against ten-man Everton.
The trouble with Chelsea, like, is that you never know who made what decision [...]
Read moreImagine this but without the dress…
Apparently there is a film coming out with Jennifer Aniston in it – no, wait! She might get naked in it. They haven’t decided whether they’ll keep the scene in yet though, but still, PHWOAR! LAAAAADS!
Here are lots of other things that [...]
Read moreDutchman forced to choose between country and future club career
Dutch boss Marco van Basten is perfectly within his rights to field a weakened team against Romania tonight (“It’s not against the rules, it’s a fact of life,” said UEFA spokesman William Gaillard), [...]
Read moreDutch manager clobbered by Italian taxman – will be looking for proper job soon
Marco van Basten may this morning be regretting having been such a phenomenal player in the late eighties and early nineties. As goalscorer-in-chief for arguably the best ever Milan side, Marco [...]
Read moreRoman Abramovich’s addiction to goals leads him to a couple of oddballs
Turns out Avram Grant might not need that coaching badge to sew on his swimming trunks after all – according to the hysterical Spanish paper Sport, Chelsea’s manager next year will be Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard.
Poppa [...]
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