FOOTBALL FRIENDS

So just who are Ashley Cole’s friends at Manchester City?

Ashley Cole in the company of several potential BFFs...

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It’s not an opinion held widely at Spoiler HQ, but Whiteboard actually quite likes Ashley Cole.

An irrepressible urge to back the underdog stirs a degree of sympathy for a man who has become a national hate figure merely for being driven to distraction by an Arsenal contract offer, cheating on the third best looking [...]

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Balotelli News

Mario Balotelli follows up curry with tidy goal against Chelsea

Remember, remember...

Demotix 5th November 2011

The Spoiler’s forced hiatus over the past few months has been extremely difficult for everyone at Spoiler Towers.

The tea boy has been inconsolable without the cheery whistle of the kettle to keep his spirits up, the cleaner has been bereft of cheesestring wrappers to toss gaily into a bin, while the work experience kid [...]

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PRE-SEASON REVIEW

The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part One

And the award for most unnecessary caps in a headline goes to…

Joey Barton and Cesc Fabregas

Apologies once again for the lack of activity on The Spoiler this summer. To compensate – or punish further, depending on your view – we’ve crammed about seven stories [...]

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MORE BALOTELLI BRILLIANCE

Mario Balotelli produces his best form in Los Angeles

Balotelli’s 31-minute masterclass in mocking opponents, rowing with his manager, storming off and entertaining neutrals

Mario Balotelli again provided proof of the adage that when he’s around, good things [...]

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No surprises...

The Spoiler Awards – Hero of the Year

Not even in the shortlist…

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What is heroism? The Oxford English dictionary describes it thusly…

1. The qualities or attributes of a hero or heroine: He showed great heroism in battle. 2. Heroic conduct; courageous action: Pat’s returning into the burning building was true heroism.

Now, with The Spoiler’s [...]

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Mario update!

Mario Balotelli fights, doesn’t pay bills and throws water balloons

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Thank god for that! It’s been, like, FOREVER since Mario Balotelli has done something a bit mental and, having waited ages for just one snippet of stupidity, just one tiny moment of mentalness, two come along at once!

Well, three if you count missing Manchester City’s end-of-season awards [...]

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The AMAZING Mario Balotelli helps kid who is being bullied

Please don’t ever leave…

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God, The Spoiler loves Mario Balotelli. In under a season in English football we already have enough to come up with a list of about 20 ridiculous things he’s done, from the good (giving cash to a homeless guy) to the bad (throwing darts at [...]

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