Life is Wild

Mancini has a word with The Spoiler’s Mario Balotelli

Cool Under Heat

balotelli.jpg Showing he has a firmer grasp of the English language than Fabio ‘100 words’ Capello, fellow Italian Roberto Mancini has told our favouritest player ever, Mario Balotelli, to sort himself out.

Taking his inspiration from The Clash’s rubbish final album ‘Cut the Crap’ (‘This is England’ [...]

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AT IT AGAIN

Mario Balotelli gets into restaurant row with Rooney hooker Jenny Thompson

The Spoiler: First! for ridiculous Mario Balotelli news!

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Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney‘s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a playground-level slanging match which ended in Super Mario offering one of her [...]

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ADVICE LINE

Mario Balotelli claims meeting Original Ronaldo will end his wild ways

Striker seeks advice from legendary Brazilian

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Self-styled ‘troubled striker’ Mario Balotelli has promised to curb his wild streak – if he gets to meet Original Ronaldo for a heart-to-heart chat.

In an interview on Italian telvision, the 20-year-old revealed Il Fenomeno is the only one he’s likely to listen [...]

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STREETFIGHTER

Mario Balotelli didn’t have a great night last night

I’ll ‘ave ya! (or whatever the Italian translation is)

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You’d think most footballers, immediately after having their dreams of European glory wrenched away from them, would go home and drown their sorrows with a relaxing game of Call of Duty, or find solace between the thighs of a group [...]

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MOVING PICTURES

Premier League sides limp out of Europa League

A night of despair in the Channel 5 cup

A goal from Aleksandar Kolarov wasn’t enough to stop Man City following Liverpool out of the Europa League back door last night, as Roberto Mancini’s men crashed to [...]

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lovely stuff

Footballers who we’d send a Valentine’s Day card to

Some romantic balloons

valentine.jpg It’s just as well The Spoiler doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day otherwise tonight’s plan of sitting alone in a cold flat eating Pot Noodle and watching P.S. I Love You may just tip us over the edge.

We’re sure that Premier League footballers have no [...]

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