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Nice skills, classic Hughes, Real Madrid underpants…

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Plus a small homage to one of the greats, Michael Laudrup, just because.

Some deft Ibrahimovic magic

[The Offside]

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Wenger’s North Londonisation continues

Stroppy Arsene Wenger – getting angrier

It’s been quite a couple of weeks for Arsene Wenger, as the man who turned 60 just over a month ago appears to be morphing into an angry and embittered 16-year-old ASBO from Finsbury Park, North London.

Just last week, he [...]

Mark Hughes economics class, Keegan insult, and transfers…

One of these men has “done a Keegan”. But which one?

After the outrage following revelations of millions of pounds going to football agents, Mark Hughes took the opportunity to bore everyone into submission with an economics lecture. On the subject of the [...]

Roque Santa Cruz: Robinho won’t shut up about Barcelona

Striker helps show rival to the door at Eastlands…

Is Roque Santa Cruz greasing up the wheels of Robinho‘s winter transfer to Barcelona? Man City‘s £18m striker put the jinking Brazilian right in it during a recent radio interview with Catalunya Radio, by announcing Robinho regularly reminds his teammates [...]

Are Man City still favourites to break the top four?

Moneybags Mancs aren’t as flash as first thought…

Lying in 6th, the table might show Man City are still in with a chance to crash the Big Four’s tedious party, but their fans seems to think otherwise.

Boos rang out on full time at City’s 3-all draw with [...]

Fernando Torres could miss Liverpool’s next four games

Spanish press claim striker may not be back until December…

Diagnosis of Fernando Torres‘ recent trip to Spain, for a second opinion on his groin injury, proved fairly inconclusive in the English press this morning. The Spanish media, however, are confident the striker will be out until after Liverpool‘s [...]

Video: Alex Ferguson manipulates time live on TV

Some more japery from our friends at talkSPORT

AC Milan and Juventus target Bolton defender, Craig Bellamy’s redeeming qualities

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What Alex Ferguson really said to the fourth official [Dirty Tackle]

Look who turned up in The Telegraph’s Top 25 Football Sites [The Telegraph]

In spite of the obvious auto-tuning [...]