The Draw!

It’s official, Arsene Wenger IS a clairvoyant!

Arsenal will take on Barcelona in the knock out stages of the Champions League. How the hell did he know?

In other news, Spurs got AC Milan, Man United got Marseille, and Chelsea drew a nice long straw with a match against Copenhagen.

Thoughts? And why no laser show, guys?

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Sorcery News

Has Ronaldo been cursed?

Cristiano appears to have suffered at the hands of the dark arts

Cristiano Ronaldo September 29th, 2009: An anonymous sorcerer claims to have placed an injury curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, at the behest of a mystery enemy.

September 30th, 2009: Marseille’s Souleymane Diawara is dismissed for [...]

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Transfer Talk

Everton to swoop for Michael Owen, Liverpool target £10m Marseille midfielder

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Lorik Cana

Lorik Cana to Liverpool If Xabi Alonso head off the Juventus in the summer, Liverpool may bring in the £10m-rated Marseille captain who showed Rafa his class in the Champions League earlier this season.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Alonso’s agent [...]

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