“I don’t want you”
Anyone who has glanced the newspapers today will well know that the nation is up in arms that a security guard pervert had a butchers at one of his co-workers through an airport X-ray machine. Young boys wishing for a pair of X-ray specs [...]
Read moreAhh, the delicate touch of Bobby Zamora. Sweeeet.
Whilst the majority of the nation takes at least four cups of tea and a couple of hours repeatedly refreshing Facebook to really hit their stride with the morning chores, impressively driven football hacks are literally sanding down their noses on [...]
Read moreJermain, meet your potential new team mate…
In a move known in the trade as “The Reverse Sol Campbell”, the word on the street is that Mathieu Flamini might yet find himself back in North London, only this time in the luminous white of Tottenham [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Ashley Young not going to Tottenham The Guardian say Martin O’Neill will definitely not sell his prized asset, particularly to a club “on a similar level”. He utterly refuses and will not be persuaded. Unless they stump up [...]
As net pay decreases, so will top European talent
In order to pull the UK back from the brink of financial apocalypse, Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling has revealed some risky plans in his pre-budget report. One bail out strategy [...]
Read moreGunners gaffer cannot explain Aston Villa defeat
Never one to admit his own faults, Professor Wenger responded to Saturday’s home defeat to Aston Villa thusly:
There is no rational explanation… there was no energy left in the side. I don’t know.
If you are looking for a [...]
Read moreCesc admits receiving an interesting offer from an Italian club
Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has revealed that a Serie A side attempted to sign him over the summer and admitted that his head was turned by the amount of money that was on offer. He told [...]
Read moreGunners Alumni continue to face misfortune
Whether Arsene Wenger has developed a knack for selling players at exactly the right moment, or there is some genuine witchcraft going on, it seems that Arsenal players who move on to ‘better their careers’ don’t seem to be able to live up to expectations.
When making his home [...]
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