Speaking of Le Tissier – it’s National Cleavage Day!
You’re bound to have seen loads of Matt Le Tissier’s finest goals – that one against Newcastle is burned on most people’s retinas. So when The Spoiler first came across this clip we were rather sceptical.
However, there are LOADS [...]
Read moreMemories, like the corners of my mind…
There’s no real reason for this clip other than the fact it made The Spoiler weep salty tears of nostalgia – It’s [...]
Read moreWe honestly couldn’t tell you…
After reading about Liverpool’s pursuit of Southampton’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the wants-to-be-posh-but-is-distinctly-middle-class Daily Mail, The Spoiler got to thinking – are there any other footballers with proper posh-sounding names? Can anyone beat a player with a double-barrelled surname, [...]
Read more“Kick the ball into the goal”
In the spirit of true World Cup optimism, Matthew Le Tissier – definitely the most wasted England talent of all time – has offered to coach the final squad on how to correctly take a penalty. Remember, this is a man [...]
Read moreIncluding this wasted treasure
No doubt about it, when the World Cup squad is announced next year, there will be some very tearful young millionaires not getting on a plane to South Africa. With that in mind, below is The Spoiler’s greatest England team never to [...]
Read moreThe hitmen who didn’t quite cut it at international level
In light of in-form Sunderland striker Darren Bent’s omission from Don Fabio’s latest England squad, Spoiler correspondent Alex Perry has compiled a list of English strikers who failed to sparkle on the international stage. Who knows, Darren, if [...]
Read moreKaka isn’t the only one to stick his nose up…
Manchester City are currently nursing their injured pride after Kaka told them where to shove their money, but Mark Hughes aren’t the only ones to have faced rejection. In fact, according to our compilation of of top ten transfer [...]
Read moreThese men have ample reason to grumble…
Well, nice one England, you’ve done it again. You’ve wasted another yet another glorious player, and Steven Gerrard is now doomed to spend his autumn years mumbling in pubs about what might have been, alongside Le Tissier, McManaman, Fowler, and [...]
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