catty remarks

Pele doesn’t think Messi’s as good as everyone else does

Pele – still the best… according to Pele

Pele 

For all that was wonderful about Pele – the goals, the sublime skills, the curious erection adverts, Escape to Victory - when it comes to passing on his World’s Greatest crown to a younger man, he has serious issues. What some [...]

Read more
Little People

The Spoiler’s very tiny footballer XI

Including one of these chaps

Maradona

If you think that height equates to success, then you are very wrong indeed. Look at Tom Cruise – he’s as small as a pigeon. Or Al Pacino – barely bigger than a packet of Embassy Filters (probably the dinkiest cigarette on the market). [...]

Read more
Video Highlights

Highlights of the weekend’s El Clasico!

Real Madrid 0-2 Barcelona

It was, of course, one heck of a weekend for Portsmouth, as they were educated in the true meaning of the Lord giving with one [...]

Read more
Video Highlights

Messi scores four, Barca are brilliant!

Barcelona 4-1 Arsenal

Every now and then, you just have to sit back and applaud a great performance, so Arsenal fans can take solace in the fact that they were beaten by one [...]

Read more
Nice Pair

Villa and Torres voted world’s best strike partnership

Chest bump goes wrong…

Torres and Villa 

The England team has been treated to some lovely partnerships up front in the last few years – you’ve got Beardsley and Lineker, Sheringham and Shearer, for a time there was Owen and Heskey. And now what? Rooney and “someone”. No [...]

Read more Older posts