ANOTHER MESSIAH

Sky Sports claim Alan Shearer is taking over at Newcastle

Surely this has got to be a poorly-timed April Fools’ prank

Newcastle are about to appoint Alan Shearer as manager until the end of the season, according to Sky Sports.

Doubts have been cast over whether Joe Kinnear is fit to fulfil all his managerial duties after undergoing heart surgery but Shearer has [...]

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The Big Question

Is Keegan still the messiah if he sues Newcastle?

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very greedy boy

Kevin Keegs

Hey, you love Jesus right? That’s because he was really cool about everything. But what if your nice beardy Jesus man had risen from the dead and returned to earth, livid and suing everyone – Judas, Peter, [...]

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