Manchester on “Cool Guy Alert”
There are numerous ker-razy images that you could use to describe last night’s World Cup final – it was like a beautiful ballerina interpreting football via dance with Martin Clunes, or Bruce Lee gracefully doing battle with a one-armed vomiting ape.
It was like listening in on a conversation [...]
Read moreThe hairstyle of the greats
History proves that there is a rich correlation between terrific sportsmen, and intriguing hairstyles. And like so many magnificent athletes from the past, it seems that Mesut Ozil started his career sporting a gorgeous swashbuckling mullet.
He’s in rich company, as proved after the jump…
Read moreWayne Rooney – THIS bored
Nothing cures crippling boredom quite like the surging rush of fury caused by some abominable optimist dancing in front of you, explaining just how wonderful the world is. So, damn it, Mesut Ozil. What took you so long?
Read moreYes, this man made the grade this time
Well, that didn’t work out too well. Some of you might remember a story on the site a few weeks back, called The 10 most exciting players at the World Cup… for now. As it happens, only [...]
Read moreGelsenkirchen is a breeding ground for abnormal barnets
Pictured above is 19-year-old Schalke 04 midfielder Mesut Özil. He has fallen out with the German side for refusing to sign a big-money contract, and could be on his way to either Arsenal or Chelsea in the very near future. Whether [...]
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