Going nowhere… or is it?
It’s going to be a frantic summer in the Anfield boardroom, with men in suits sipping sharply on tiny little cups of posh coffee, trying desperately to sort this bloody mess out. But a white horse of sorts has arrived [...]
Read moreWho says Americans can’t be hilarious?
In 1996 the whole of the country was gripped by a massive depression thanks to Gareth Southgate and his stupid foot. Why did he have to [...]
Read moreToday’s rumours written down for you to read
For fans of Britain’s Got Talent, The Spoiler is backing either the kid who keeps moaning that people want to hit him because he sings like Aled Jones, or the long faced street urchin who bodypops. Not – make this clear [...]
Read moreCiteh’s Thai revolution takes another bizarre twist
UPDATE: Shinawatra has denied the story. You win this time, common sense.
Unassisted by useful journalistic tools like evidence and quotations, The Daily Express today are claiming that Thai nutbag Thaksin Shinawatra has put the entire [...]
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If you’re reading this on Thursday morning, welcome brother/sister, the sun is still nice and shiny (although we just heard thunder) and free love rules. If it’s Thursday evening/ Friday morning, please help, we’re hiding in an alleyway just behind the office, and there’s a big guffawing clown with [...]
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