Deadline Day

Transfer Window: Bad news for Man City, and more…

Old McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!

McDonald Mariga

Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.

Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: City and United both fancy Buffon, and more…

“Hmmm, City or United?”

Buffon

Contrary to opinion, The Spoiler is not bulletproof. Feelings can be hurt, criticism can cut deep, and evenings can be spent weeping into a pillow – hungry, alone, and a bit thirsty. One such night happened last night, when this comment (from someone called “R”) [...]

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Missing Persons Appeal

Help Gareth Southgate find his missing players

Mido, Afonso Alves, Mohamed Shawky and Tuncay are hiding somewhere in this hectic market scene. If you spot them, please alert Middlesbrough Football Club immediately.

Where’s Middlesbrough’s players?

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In Case You Missed It

Video: Liverpool dent their title dream at the JJB

Mido piles the pressure on Rafa

Presented with the opportunity to jump to second place in the Premier League and nip on Manchester Utd’s heels, it was vital that Liverpool secured three points [...]

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UNPOPULAR OFFICIAL

The Spoiler’s “Robbed by Rob Styles” XI

Premier League referee prone to the occasional error

Robbed By Rob Styles XI

After Newcastle became the latest team to be denied important points as a result of a mistake by referee Rob Styles, The Spoiler decided to look at who else have fallen victim to [...]

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Transfer Talk

Big Arsenal, Mido, Heskey and Shaun Wright-Phillips news

The whispers from the grapevine…

Mido

While Joe Cole sits silently in his mansion, lonely tears spattering newspaper reports insisting that Robinho is on his way over to spoil his Chelsea party, everyone else is having a great time! Here’s today’s transfer news… Jonathan de Guzman to Arsenal A [...]

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