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The big question of the day…

Will Mike Ashley be able to get as much for Newcastle Utd as Manchester Utd did for Cristiano Ronaldo?

Leave your thoughts below.

Mike Ashley blanks Shearer and puts everyone up for sale

It’s easier to buy Newcastle than a St James’ Park season ticket

Having transformed from European contenders into laughing stocks, The Spoiler hoped for the sake of long-suffering fans that Newcastle would at least go down with some dignity but Mike Ashley isn’t letting that [...]

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Relegated side reach ridiculous new low in quest for new owners

Fancy owning a Championship football team with shockingly low morale and a dangerously under-qualified manager? Or perhaps you would like a quick and convenient way to belittle Newcastle Utd with prank offers and random abuse? [...]

Liverpool bid for Argentinean sensation, West Ham’s new owners and Alex Curran

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West Ham [...]

Sky Sports taunt Newcastle fans with misleading headline

Sorry Toon fans, the rotund cockney ain’t going anywhere just yet

Newcastle fans desperate to see the back of Mike Ashley must have thought their prayers had been answered when clicking on the Sky Sports website this morning and finding the headline [...]

Alan Shearer is staying, Man United want Franck Ribery and Celtic consider Tony Mowbray

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Alan Shearer will be offered a four-year contract Joe Kinnear’s favourite journalist Simon Bird is reporting that Mike Ashley wants Alan Shearer to sign a four-year contract. The Geordie Messiah failed to pick up the [...]

Which Premier League owner has been hit hardest by the recession?

Usmanov loses 74 per cent of his fortune

Britain’s super-rich were crying in their corn flakes yesterday morning as The Sunday Times Rich List detailed the damage to their collective banks accounts. In the past year, the number of billionaires has fallen from 75 to 43, and [...]

Vote: Is Alan Shearer the right man for the Newcastle job?

OK. It looks like this is actually happening.

Unless every major paper and news portal have clubbed together to perform the world’s most elaborate April Fools’ Day gag, Alan Shearer is set to take charge of Newcastle’s final eight games.

At the [...]